clamperl:

Skittles has a chocolate flavor now

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oreoofficial:

"no pain no game." i whisper as i break my sisters leg while playing twister

(Source: commonbee, via trust)

420doorcinemaclub:

when my family went to disney world we went on the haunted mansion ride and this actor dressed as a skeleton came up to our cart and got right in my three year old brothers face and whispered “are you scared?” and my brother kissed him on the nose and the guy laughed so hard he had to leave

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mayheminthehead:

Someone just throw a brick repeatedly at my face until I’m dead

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jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(via thelazykorean)

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing

(via the-fault-in-our-starbucks)

twerkys:

my hobbies include pretending to text so i dont have to talk to you

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bovidae:

not changing ur url to maintain your brand recognition

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Things to Remember

alonesomes:

1. IF YOU WANT TO BE BRAVE
THEN YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE
TO RISK LOOKING FOOLISH

2. NO ONE FINDS YOU INTERESTING
BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO NERVOUS
AND ALL THE BAD BORING PARTS
SNEAK OUT

3. YOU’RE ALLOWED TO RUN
WHO CARES WHAT YOU LOOK
LIKE

4. IT’S OKAY TO EAT ON THE BUS
IT’S OKAY TO EAT WHEN YOU’RE
HUNGRY

5. SINGING TO YOURSELF IN PUBLIC
IS COURAGEOUS
SO IS TALKING TO YOURSELF

6. THE WORLD DOES NOT HAVE KNEES IT WON’T FALL AT YOUR FEET

(via pashaar)